Monday, May 21, 2007

Meredith Vieira Needs Crest Strips

Meredith Vieira flashed a rotten smile at "The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation" benefit the other night. Seriously? What's up with that? Sure you're helping kids, but you know you'll be photographed. Why wouldn't you want to kick your teeth up a notch? I think the kids would want that, even more than the money. I know I would. It kills me that people with money would can afford a "fancy" teeth whitening procedure just don't do it. I mean, that's really what it's all about. Well, that and the kids. Fine it's about the kids not the teeth, but bad teeth really freak me out. They shouldn't be grey. They should be white. Wait, where am I going with this again? Good day.

10 comments:

Chris said...

No, they need to be completely capped. No saving those snaggle teeth.

Chris said...

Actually, I think they call that, "meth mouth."

Anonymous said...

Damn you Meredith! You're making plenty of money now. Get those teeth FIXED NOW!

NSupertramp said...

It looks as if it's from one of those Worth 1000 contests where they age celebrities with photoshop. She's never looked that bad, can't believe it.

Anonymous said...

She gets $750,000 from Millionaire doing that gameshow & another $15 million per year for the Today Show. Her eldest son is going away to college.

You'd think she'd take time off to get it done with all her money. Who says the 'rich aren't cheap' doesn't know MV!!

Jasmin said...

Looks to me like she had a glass of red wine before the picture was taken.

No biggie

Emily said...

She's also taking care of her sick husband (who has final stage MS) and kids now. She probably doesn't have as much time as say, Christina Aguilera, to devote to bleaching her teeth.

Anonymous said...

PHOTOSHOP!
What a shame someone has done that to her pic and is trying to pass it off as real

Anonymous said...

Yes teeth are muy importante, but honestly... would a little makeup be too much to ask? Oh and maybe some BOTOX, oy vey!

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