Monday, May 14, 2007

Paris is 10 Years Old


Paris Hilton's dad, Mr. Hilton, is in the hospital having an operation for something random. Meanwhile, Paris decided to take it upon herself to make her dad a "get well soon" poster. Paris bedazzled the Christ out of the poster and added all pictures of her and her family all over it. She even wrote "Feel Better Dad" in bubble letters on the poster too! Wow this is great work, Paris, great work. I mean, it's great work for a little girl who is about 10 years old, but it's basically creepy coming from someone who is like 25. And where the hell did she get all the supplies from? Does she have an arts-and-crafts room in her house? This is stupid. You have about $100 million. How about buying a card or some flowers. It's bad enough that Paris probably gave her dad a stroke when he found out his daughter was going to prison, but after this poster he probably thinks his daughter is retarded too.

5 comments:

Richelle said...

There's nothing wrong with making a get well soon gift. Homemade is far better than store-bought. I think it's cute, there's nothing creepy about it. I still love making things like that, and I'm 20. They're fun to make. Stop bashing it just cause she's Paris Hilton. I bet you wouldn't be nearly so cynical if it was someone you didn't hate.

youknowwho said...

HA! It IS creepy coming from someone who's old enough to, well, go to the slammer

Anonymous said...

oh come on... she is an idiot, a tramp, and a felon, but the poster isn't that bad. i'll bet mr. hilton has enough cards and flowers in his hospital room to build a hotel with, so why not spruce things up with a cute craft. get over it...

~stanis

Anonymous said...

Seriously, at 26, I may have been doing these, but for my kids school projects, not for me and my dad. It is weird. I'm actually impressed that she is so proud of it that she is carrying it to make sure everyone takes a picture of it. Sure, she's not immature.

Anonymous said...

the way that she holds it all purposely and demurely - it's all part of her act to try to get out of her jail sentence.