Monday, May 14, 2007

Whitney Houston Back to Crack?

Oh I hope this is true! Nobody finds a sober Whitney Houston interesting. I certainly don't. At Stevie Wonder's surprise 57th birthday party in the Bahamas, Whitney Houston showed up allegedly looking stoned and her eyes were all red. I mean this was from one drunken source at the surprise party, but I'm taking that as the gospel. As a side note, people were wondering how Stevie's wife pulled off the surprise and got him on a plane to the Bahamas. to be mean or anything, but isn't Stevie blind? How difficult of a task could that have really been? I mean, she could have told him that they were in the bathroom and really had been on the plane. Speaking of which, do people at a blind person's surprise party even have to hide or do they just stand there in front of him and yell surprise? This gets me to thinking, I wonder if anyone ever had a surprise party for Helen Keller? I mean, she was blind and deaf. How would they surprise her? Maybe all the guests would just shake her arm or something. Hmm, that's one for the great philosophers to ponder.

Anyway, back to the party. Other special guest besides an allegedly stoned (yet more fun) Whitney included: Janet Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Sean Connery, Spike Lee, Claire Daines (really?), Tim Allen (huh?), Gayle King, among others that I don't feel like typing.

Who Claims This!?!


DebilDog said...

:) You make me smile and I love you for it!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of person would wish that on someone? A very sad one, that's the answer.