Just when I thought that Lindsay could sneak a drink since Britney was being all crazy, it now appears that Lindsay No Pants was arrested AGAIN early this morning in Santa Monica for drunk driving. What in the hell happened to her "Alcohol Ankle Braclet?" Maybe she bought it from The Harriet Carter Catalog?
Rumors are already starting that some coke was found in the car too. She must have one of those cards where every time you get arrested you get your card stamped. If you achieve 4 arrests you get one "get out of jail free" card.
Oh Lindsay, you crazy little minx. They should just put you down and call it a day. Back to Promises!
As more developments arise I will update you....a day later.
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