Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Dear Britney, Just Use Crest Strips

You gotta love "sources close to Britney Spears." They always seem to talk to whomever will listen (yeah, I said "whomever"). You would think by now that Britney would be able to figure out who's giving up all of her secrets like she allegedly went to the dentist to find out if her dentist could whiten her sons teeth. For some reason the dentist refused to do this. Maybe be he was sane? While she's at it she would look into nose-jobs and chin implants for them too. You're never to young to have your mother force self esteem issues on you. Never.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

shes going crazy..........

WOW

Mellstar♫ said...

Whoa! Asking the dentist to WHITEN her CHILD's teeth? That is really, retarded.
It's a kid! They don't exactly care if they have Hollywood teeth!

Anonymous said...

Now now, mellstar, that's not fair. Retarded people can't help themselves. :)

Anonymous said...

It's because the kid never gets his teeth brushed and when he cries all she does is shove a bottle of juice in his mouth. Take her kids away!

Anonymous said...

wow, shes really going down hill and fast, faster than elvis presley did after he when rhinestone las vagas on us!