Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Did Fergie Have a Stroke?

Somewhere in the world right now Barney is missing his bottoms. What in the name of holy hell does Fergie have on? Any chance she's suffered a stroke because I smell burnt toast. Is a waist that high supposed to look good? People made fun of Steve Urkel for years because of that and now Fergie is trying to bring it back. The good news is that if those pants were a little bit tighter she would be rockin' the purple people eater cameltoe and if it were a little darker outside she would most certainly be rockin' the ghost boobs. What a treat that would be. On a sad not, at some point, Fergie looked in the mirror before she left her house and said, "Perfect!"

1 comment:

Irishstayc said...

Bwahahahahaha I smell toast! Perfection! I thought I was the only one that ever said that!