Thursday, August 02, 2007

Elton John Says Shut Down the Internet



I typically don't write about Elton John for no other reason than he's not Lindsay No Pants, Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx, Britney Spears, etc. I also don't really like anyone who wears the type of sunglasses that he wears. You know which ones I'm talking about? Yeah those. The same kind that Whoopie Goldberg always seems to wear, which is why I typically don't write about her either. I discriminate based on sunglasses. Anyway, I couldn't pass this Elton John conversation up.

According to The Sun, Elton John wants to shut the Internet down for 5 years. Elton has said, "Let's get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging. I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole Internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span."

Uh yeah. Sure. Because there's a button you can press to shut down the Internet. Let me also clear something up when you say that we should be marching and protesting on the streets instead of sitting home and blogging. If I wasn't blogging I would just factor that extra time into additional drinking and watching even more TV. Not blogging would not make me want to go out there and make a difference. I'm selfish. I'm self centered. I like to drink. I like TV. That's me in a nutshell. Oh, I'm also drunk and rude on a regular basis. Pip pip! Good day!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

elton john is an accomplished artist, and you're just a rude bitch. so thanks for "bringing blogging back" because it's not like your "art" or "blogging" means anything.

Anonymous said...

lol.....

WOW

Anonymous said...

I think shutting it down would be a good idea...just to see what would happen in the world without it

Chris said...

Elton John makes me want to vomit. He's a know-it-all crybaby bitch who has nothing better to do than bash other artists. He can sit and rotate.

Shutting down the internet would fuck things up all around. Think of all the businesses that rely on the internet? Ecommerce, trading, medine, even buying food. Some people have no other means of getting their information other than the internet. Elton John has no idea what he's talking about. He should shut the fuck up already.

NB said...

IBBB, I agree with the 1st anonymous, you are rude, but that's neither here nor there. However, I have to disagree when that moron called you a bitch & says your blogging doesn't mean anything. Because it totally does to me. I mean w/o it I would have to pay for an US Weekly or a National Inquierererer(whateva), but now with IBBB, I can save my money & get drunk @ the French Club with J9 a lot more. So thank you IBBB you mean the world to me & as your beloved Whitney would say "I will always love you" =)

As a side note, If your blogging didn't mean anything, then why is that unidentified commenter leaving comments. Obviously the commenter is drunk, rude & a liar because IBBB does mean something. You know sometimes people are just stupid =)

Yours Truly,

Chelsea Hood Rat #3-u knw who it b!