Monday, September 24, 2007

Nicole Richie Really Let Herself Go


Nicole Richie really let herself go. Gross. Have another beer, fat-ass. Nicole was in Hawaii celebrating her 26th birthday over the weekend and, lets just say, she was not bikini body ready. What a sin. I remember the days when Nicole was running carefree on the beach with her stick arms and stick legs flailing about. She was weighing in at no more than about 85 pounds. Ahhh, that good old days. Now look at her. She's probably up to 100 pounds and is sporting a beer belly. Her arms and legs aren't even as stick-like as they once were. I'm disappointed. I hope she's proud of herself. There were millions of girls who were bent over a toilet with a Barbi toothbrush shoved halfway down their throat so that they could be more like Nicole. Is this the kind of example she really wants to give now? Oh wait, she's pregnant? Ok, carry on then. Scratch what I just said. Good day.


Nicole Richie Really Let Herself Go

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

your so thick!! shes pregnant duhh!!

Anonymous said...

it was sarcasm, duhh!!