Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Hoffy Gets Tricked By Booze Again

David Hasselhoff has been tricked by booze, again, and had to enter the hospital for treatment. One of Dave's reps has said, "David had a brief relapse and immediately recognized the importance of addressing it with the assistance of his doctors. He is doing fine and will be back home in the morning."

Good for him! Just kidding, I could care less. Although this has got me to thinking. I don't really want to live in a world where there isn't at least one celebrity in a rehab program. I don't think that we, as Americans (sorry Canada), must be subjected to the horrors of a sober Hollywood. So once and for all I say, pick up those diet pills Mary Kate, dig that crack pipe out of your basement Whitney, and start small with Zima Lindsay! Someone, please, get back to rehab at once! Thanks, in advance, for your cooperation.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I used to think he was hot.