Thursday, October 11, 2007

Pam Rubs Her Boobs on Richard Branson

I'm glad that Pam Anderson is all quiet, shy, and reserved. She never tries to steal the spotlight. That's right folks, today is "opposites day!" Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Hep Solomon was camera shy while she attended Richard Branson's "Virgin Airlines Inaugural Flight to Vegas." I guess there's a reason to have a red carpet event over adding a new destination to your flight plan? I wonder if Continental Airlines celebrated like this once they added flight service to Secaucus, NJ? Probably. They probably had the lady who played "Mrs. Rossini" on Who's The Boss at that red carpet event.

Anyway, in order to generate some additional press, Richard Branson repelled off the side of The Palms hotel in Vegas and threw some free airline tickets into the air as well. Well, it didn't really go as planned as the wind had blown him back into the building and he slammed his back into the wall and ripped his pants. Great marketing iniative, dumbass. Oh wait, I'm talking about it. I guess it worked. Doh!

Pam Rubs Her Boobs on Richard Branson

1 comment:

The Double O's said...

"Opposite Day" is my FAVORITE! With that in mind; I hate your site, you're really boring, your boss always treats you as a top priority, and it was OFTEN how sunny it was for the walk tennis shoes stayed completely dry! Wow, that little game was crappy! And, since it's Opposite Day, by "crappy" I mean "fun" (just wanted to clarify since I know you have a hard time following the plot sometimes). By the way...I was being lazy and looked at the pictures before reading the story (pictures don't require you to sound out the "big words") and I got creeped-out because I fully thought that was a jumping midget in the picture of Richard Branson "bouncing off the wall"...I totally just gave new meaning to that phrase...I think that's good for 20 bonus points and a flying charm, thank you very much!