Tuesday, October 16, 2007

What the Christ Happened to Lindsay's Face


Uh, what in the Christ happened to Lindsay's face? Lindsay is fresh out of rehab and playing "tan, tan, give me a tan" at some random tanning salon. It's not the tan, however, that I'm questioning. What happened to her eyes, nose, and teeth? It's like Lindsay suffered from Downs Syndrome after she stopped drinking and drugging. Wait, that can't happen can it? It's almost like Lindsay No Pants has in those fake Halloween teeth/smile. I'm confused as all hell. Anyway it's good to see Lindsay sober and out and about and by "good" I really mean "status quo" and by "status quo" I really mean "boring" and by "boring" I mean "I'm forced to pull out 2nd grade down syndrome jokes." What a world. Come on Linds, grab a shot? Shotgun a beer? Have a shotgun wedding? Do something with a gun? Fine, I'm done.


4 comments:

Taylor said...

Self Tanner. It leaves her constantly 'muddy / dirty ' looking, her palms are ALWAYS orange, and her nails look like she digs in the mud for HOURS. She obviously applies it herself.

Here's a little tip LILO -wear gloves. Thankyou. Goodnight.

that's what she said...

maybe that's actually dina lohan......

Anonymous said...

If you are going to bring blogging back, please keep your comments about Down syndrome out of it.

Eva Liz said...

That is obviously not Lindsay. A Lindsay-impersonator, (as I'm sure LA is riddled with them) maybe, but that is definitely not a Lohan.