Friday, December 21, 2007

Blair Warner Tells Jamie Lynn, "Good"

You know, when I think about this mess that Jamie Lynn has gotten herself into I immediately thought, "Now what would Lisa Welchel, who played Blair Warner on The Facts of Life, do?" I shall abbreviate this as "NWWLWWPBWOTFOLD?" It's simple, easy to remember, and contains a lot of "W's" and that's always a good thing.

Anyway, Lisa Welchel came out from the ash to talk with the folks over at Good Morning America and here's what she had to say:

"I'm very passionate about wanting to speak out on behalf of this young girl. She is a role model, but it's not her responsibility to be a role model. That's so much pressure on a 16-year-old. I'm so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices, and I believe she's being a good role model — a good role model in that situation, to choose to have the baby, and...I am supportive of her in that situation. Because we are doing the best we can as moms. We really are. I know that she's doing the best she can as a mom as well."

Well said Lisa Welchel, washed up teen actress from the early 80's, well said! I don't know why she's taking this stance though. Perhaps it's because Mrs. Garrett used to run around Langly trying to impregnant the girls with a turkey baster. This, I believe, is why they ended up bringing in Beverly Ann to replace Mrs Garrett and the same reason why Tootie was only allowed to be on camera if she was on roller skates. I believe this lead to Tootie's breast issue. I, of course, have no idea what any of that means but any time I can relive early 80's sitcom useless facts then I know I'm really having a good day.

In conclusion, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lisa and IBBB would like to leave you with this advice; "You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. There's a time you gotta go and show, you're growin' now you know about the facts of life, the facts of life. When the world never seems to be livin' up to your dreams and suddenly you're finding out the facts of life are all about you, you. It takes a lot to get 'em right when you're learning the facts of life (learning the facts of life), learning the facts of liiiiiiiiiiiiiife."

Blair Warner Tells Jamie Lynn, "Good"


MC said...

I imagine Lisa / Blair's stancy is obviously about being pro life. And Jamie Lynn could have easily decided to abort..I doubt any of us would have known. Go in the hospital and come out with a bandage on your nose, plastic surgery. Voila. No one is any wiser.

I blame Lynn Spears. She does not have a grip on her kids.

Anonymous said...

It's simple, easy to remember, and contains a lot of "W's" and that's always a good thing.

TELL ME thats sarcasm!!!

Chris said...

You're gonna take advice from a woman who looks like she has a comb-over?