Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant & White Trash


If Britney completely loses her kids perhaps she call her kid sister to hook her up with some new ones, as Jamie Lynn Spears appears to be a baby making machine. Yes my friends, it has been confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears is, in fact, pregnant. Did I mention that Jamie Lynn is 16 years old? Yes, she is. Ahhhh, I remember growing up and my sister turning 16. I believe she got her braces of that year. Little did we all know that she should have been celebrating perfectly straight teeth by getting herself knocked up.

A representative for Jamie Lynn "Spread 'Em" Spears has said, "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

If I could reach Jamie Lynn for comment I think her response would go something like this, "We're country ya'll. This is what we do. Don't you?" Then she'd spit out the hay she was chewing on and fire up two shotguns in the air while yelling "yee haw!"

Honestly, I don't even think I knew what my bits and pieces were for when I was 16. Clearly, Jamie Lynn (yee-haw) has been showing her boyfriend her gentlemen greeter. I mean I don't want to say anything, but it looks like Jamie Lynn just "one-up'd" you, Ali Lohan! Now get your ass out there and start dancing or something.

Anyway, I'm sure that Jamie Lynn will do the right thing, but I do just want to throw out there that my 8th grade nun did teach us kids how to perform an abortion by using a simple coat hanger and a Hoover vacuum. Sure that sounds horrific, but before you send me the hate mail, please note that our 8th grade nun really did tell us this....and then she said, "Ok kids, lunch." No joke. Amen.

Who Claims This!?!
Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant & White Trash

25 comments:

Scotty said...

Britney has suggested momma spears not to allow Jamie to live independently.

GammaGirl said...

Brit's little sis getting knocked up is like a glorious present from Xenu!

But for real, I had my fingers crossed for little Jamie Lynn to overcome the trashiness she was exposed to at such a young age.

Clearly, i was mistaken.

rach said...

really, whether your hanger/nun thing is true or not, I believe it. Simply because when I was in 8th grade the priest at the school showed us actual abortion videos. Yeah, see little severed parts then go to lunch right after and have spaghetti. wtf?! crazy asses

that's what she said...

gotta love catholic school. this is for true. sister a. was alwyas horrifying us with her coat hanger stories.

Brook said...

I've had celebrity premonitions come to pass before, and I'm sad to say that this was one of them. I knew that JLS would eventually show us she could follow in Brit-Brit's footsteps.

I've already had to explain to my daughters that their beloved Vanessa H. is not so squeaky-clean - thank God I don't let them watch too much Nickelodeon.

Anonymous said...

Give her a break! Having been a teen parent myself (and now in my mid-30s) I can tell you that she knows her behavior was wrong. She knows that she is not setting a good example for the youth who observe her. She will have enough to deal with, without all of America condemming her. And BTW, teen pregnancy is on the rise again and not because of Jamie Lynn. I'm sure there are plenty of us who at least know someone indirectly who has or will experience teen pregnancy. Would you want everyone calling your daughter or little sister "white trash?"

Anonymous said...

Anyone have an e-mail address for Nickelodeon, which airs Jamie Lynn Spears' silly "Zoey 101" show? I would like to ask them to fire this poor excuse of a role model a.s.a.p. and tell them that my young daughter is banned from watching that show until the white trash is terminated. I went to Nick's website and they conveniently offer no way to reach anyone at the company.

keep it in your pants said...

umm, i dont think you know what is going through Ms. Spread Em's head just cuz you got preggerz as a teen too. Teen pregnancy is on the rise because of white trash parents like her mom. Jamie Lynn is white trash, plain and simple. Her younger brother is going to have a hard time topping these two.

P.S. Vanessa Hudgens has to be doing fist pumps right now

Anonymous said...

I think everyone needs to get off their high horse and quit bad mouthing people and find something better to do then sit on the computer and talk trash about others. Everyone, please get a life oh and wake up and smell the coffee, teenage girls have been getting pregnant since the 50's well maybe even longer because hundreds of years ago girls were married off by 14 some even younger.

Anonymous thinks statutory rape is ok said...

are you stupid or something? girls were not married off at 14 in the 1950's unless we're talking about crazy mormons or amazon women...maybe if you go back 100 or 200 years, but even then that was b/c the average life expectancy was in the 30's and 40's. As for finding something better to do (with the 30 seconds it takes to write a post) why dont you find something better than defending someone you dont even know but somehow can read her mind with your teen preggerz ESP.

Valerie said...

When I first heard this this morning, all I could think about was, 'I wonder what IBBB will say.' And then that was all I could think about while I was at work. Bless that Jaime Lynne "Spread Em" Spears for giving us something to read about while we wait for The Hills--In Paris. Oui! Oui!

Anonymous said...

who wasn't having sex at 16 almost 17 years old? As for emailing Nickelodeon, perhaps you should spend that time talking to your daughter...not on a soap box, just simply spending time together. You are her role model, not Jamie Lynn Spears or anyone on television for that matter. What example are you setting for her for condeming someone you don't know? Can she come to you with her issues, or only share what she thinks you will accept?

Also clean up the abortion talk. No need

Anonymous said...

You want to know who wasn't having sex at 16? Me. And I say this at 19 years old. Want to know why, because I wasn't ready to deal with the responsibilities that would come if some screw up like what happened to her happened to me. I'm tired of parent's taking this namby pamby attitude towards teen pregnancy and gentle talks. You want to know what helped keep me from having sex. Knowing if it happened how dissapointed my parents would be, how screwed up my life would be, and how much respect I would lose. Everything Jamie Lynn is facing now. And I would love to email nickolodeon too, because parents are overseers not role models. Children choose their rolemodels and for those kids who loved her she presents a terrible image.

Dakota Smith said...

Jamie-Lynn isn't just a slut: she's a STUPID slut.

See, I'm 43. They've had birth control pills for longer than I've been alive. A few weeks ago, I learned that condoms date back centuries.

And yet Jamie-Lynn (and in fact, a fair percentage of Western women) can't find the brains to avail themselves of modern technology. They can't remember to take the pill, and apparently in the heat of the moment, they can't be counted on to remember to take five seconds to put a condom on the guy.

You can be in favor of or against abortion, but frankly it should never reach that stage. Only the most devout Catholics don't use birth control: I was married to a Catholic woman for 13 years, and trust me, she and all her Catholic friends used birth control.

Any girl who asks can get the pill very inexpensively. Anyone who walks into a drugstore can walk out with a box of condoms for almost nothing.

To not have the brains to be able to do either one of these things is just plain STUPID.

Forget being yet another skanky member of an incredibly skanky family. Jamie-Lynn spears is just plain STUPID.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the mother and father. This has got to be the lowest point in their lives. I really hope things work out for the family.

I think some people are being harsh on Jamie. I am not excusing her of anything but people do make mistakes and I am sure she is learning from it.

She-Ra. Princess of Power said...

I'm writing from the Upper West Side of Manhattan, a planet as far away from the likes of Britney and Jamie Lynn as possible, however, it is impossible to ignore the fact that the subways and streets of my town are jam-packed with girlz in da hood pushing baby strollers, carrying toddlers and generally screwed for life.

Pardon me for saying so, but most of these girls are horrible mothers, smacking their kids around, speaking to them harshly (often in illiterate, obscenity-laced sentences)...and this is what is visible only in public. God knows what happens behind closed doors. Actually, we do know. Check out the horrific incidence of child neglect and abuse among this population.

A few reality checks are called for in the disturbing case of Jamie Lynn Spears's teen pregnancy:

Why should we be cautioned against judging a 16-year-old celebrity who gets pregnant and then sells her "exclusive" to a celeb magazine for a chunk of change? Of course we should judge it...it is outrageous on so many levels! Since when is it wrong to have moral, ethical or simply plain old standards?

I could not care less about JL Spears or any teen having sex. The issue here is that this bimbo didn't use protection. This is simply inexcusable.

And not to make the case for abortion, but honestly, why would this child feel compelled to go ahead and have this kid? It can't be religious conviction. Religious girls do not shack up with their 19-year-old boyfriends. Does Jamie Lynn imagine she's making some bold, pro-life statement?

And where the hell are her parents in this whole thing? How is possible to raise two such total and public f*&k-ups for daughters?

(Naturally, I wonder the same thing when I look at bimbos such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. These train wrecks of young women are the result are REALLY BAD parenting coupled with REALLY GREEDY stage-parenting.)

My husband, a professor at a local Ivy League institution, couldn't tell Jamie Lynn Spears from Pamela Anderson. He thinks I am bonkers for reading celebrity blogs or magazines. Though I have certainly reached my saturation point at various points, I am stay tuned in because what is going on with celebrities tells us about our society at large.

It is absolutely no coincidence that Jamie Lynn Spears reveals her pregnancy on the heels of a national report about teenage pregnancy on the rise.

Anonymous said...

Jamie Lynn is a whore for gettin pregnant at 16. first of all she'll get fat. 2nd she wont be able to hango out. shes gunna be fat nd im gunna laughat her. that fatass get a abortion like necares, gettin one is safer than giving birth i hope hope her bf goes to jail hes OOGLAY.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness someone here is bold enough to say what they mean. What a disgrace. It's sick...what the heck is going on in this world. PREACH IT!!! I am glad you have spoke your peace and anyone who does not like it can kiss ur botton. What a terrible mother, and terrible daughters...she is 16...so I guess now this is normal, no one has goals anymore, our children as silly as it sound are our future may people wake up and boycott that NICK zoey 101 show. NO! there are no excuses and no one should feel bad they should want to send her to hell which is where they obviously belong!

faemommy said...

As the mother of a 10 yr old Zoey fan, I am so disappointed that the rumors have proven true. I have to agree that there is obviously some bad parenting at work here. And as far as defending JLS and saying that the rest of us should get off our soap boxes, remember that this girl chose this life. She chose to be a role model for all the girls out there that look up to her. She knew the responsibility that entailed. I don't expect the media to raise my kids. I am their parent and as their parent it is my responsibility to monitor the kind of material my kids are exposed to. However, I do expect that celebrities involved in programming for children conduct themselves in a certain manner. That means remembering that thousands of young girls are watching your every move & idolizing you. And this is not new people. I am so sick of hearing that if children had better parents, they wouldn't have to idolize celebrities. Idolization of celebrities is not due to bad parenting! It's completely normal, ask any sociologist. Remember The Beatles, Shaun Cassidy, Elvis, & the thousands of others? Shame on the Spears family. You would think after the Brit debacle that they would have had a long talk with Jamie about being a responsible person. I know. I know. How often do our kids listen to us? In one ear & out the other as they say. But I can't help but think that this could have all been avoided; if the Spears parents had been more concerned with instilling basic values in their kids instead of wondering how much they could profit from them.

Anonymous said...

She.ra, POP ~~ Thank you for a well-reasoned and factual, not judgmental, response. I'm from Indiana. Indiana might be about as far away from the Upper West Side as the Deep South also is, but rest assured, location isn't the only thing that insures ethics, integrity, and sheer sensibility. Education helps. I'm finding it sorely lacking and greatly in need of governmental funding. Good parenting also is key, but as we all know, that isn't always available. More's the pity.

>>He thinks I am bonkers for reading celebrity blogs or magazines. Though I have certainly reached my saturation point at various points, I am stay tuned in because what is going on with celebrities tells us about our society at large. >>

I do this same thing. Thanks for the validation.

Anonymous said...

Jamie just ruined her life %100. No more zoey 101. No kid wants to see a pregnant 16 year old on a kids show. i have no sympothy for her. she is white trash. there is no exceptions to be pregnant at 16.
she just flushed her career down the toilet. she following the foot steps of her sister but jamies worse at least her sister was older and married.

No-Way said...

Wouldnt be surprised if she gets an abortion.

Anonymous said...

Just leave her alone.. shes got enough on her plate .. and she doesnt want to be dealing with all you people being rude about her .. fine have your word .. but she wont aacept it and she will do what she will and it will be the right chocie for herself!!

Anonymous said...

Okay well seriously she is only 16 and she should blame her mother for raising her and her sister like that. She need to grow up and think. Wahoever says to leave her alone..... DONT!! She needs to be yelled at for being a stupid little girl.
Brittany has to do some growing up too do herself

In My Opinion.....

Anonymous said...

omg u really must be an alien if u didnt know wot boys and girls do to produce a baby, or wernt interested in it at 16. give her a break. its not like shes 12. its a common day thing, for 2007/2008 so many teenagers get pregnant its not funny. but for crying out loud i dnt even like the girl but she aint trailor trash shes just a young girl that slept with someone and ended up preggas.