Well this must be a case of another Immaculate Conception because I know that my Jessica Alba would never cheat on me, ever. Sadly though it looks like she has strayed and look what happened. She got herself knocked the hell up. According to Multiple Persons Magazine, Jessica Alba is, in fact, pregnant. Her drunken rep has stated, "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer."Awesome, yet not so much. When a young and hot celebrity gets knocked up it's basically just as bad as them carting themselves off to rehab. Actually, it's worse because they end up getting fat. Ugh. It's like there aren't any drunken skanks left in Hollywood anymore. While Jessica never seemed to fall into the "drunken" category I always assumed she could fall into the "skank" category and since she is having a bastard, I guess that she lived up to it. Best wishes, Jessica, it's over between us. There.
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Jessica Alba "With Child"
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Okay IBBB up to this point I've had your back....but I TOTALLY disagree with you that once you get pregnant and have kids you get FAT. I've had 4 chill-ren thank you very much and I weigh 123. Besides, it's not like she doesn't have the money to rebuild herself if she doesn't bounce back??? And since I'm assuming that you've never seen her naked in "person" anyways...you'll never know the difference! Wuv ya!
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