Wednesday, January 31, 2007
~ Mena Suvari Tards it Up ~ Yeeeah!
~ Neve Campbell Looks Like a Little Boy Up to No Good ~ CelebritySmack
~ Why Does Nicholas Cage Look Like a Level 3 Sex Offender? ~ DListed
~ Larry Birkhead vs. Howard K Stern ~ HollyScoop
~ Britney Changes Religions Like She Sorta Does Underpants ~ MollyGood
~ Brad and Angelina Secretly Married? ~ PopBytes
~ A Good Old Fashion American Idol Recap! ~ EvilBeet
~ Paris Smoking Pot and Acting Slutty? I Won't Believe It! ~ NinjaDude
~ Guess Which One of Elizabeth Taylor's Husbands Was a Cruel Drunk. Guess. ~ CelebrityMound
~ Eva Longoria Sans a Face Full of Makeup ~ GabSmash
Who Shot That White Mess!?! and Who Said That Crap, Literally!?!
Who Shot Those Two!?
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
~ KFed's New Commercial ~ DListed
~ A Younger, Heavier Poshtoria? Same Nose. ~ HollyScoop
~ Haylie vs. Jessica ~ PopBytes
~ Wait, Katharine McPhee Sings Too? ~ EvilBeet
~ The Never Ending Pile of Paris Junk ~ Yeeeah!
~ Celebrity Upskirt Palooza ~ NinjaDude
~ Lance and Reichen Are Over and Update Their Myspace Profiles ASAP ~ MollyGood
Who Said That!?!
Monday, January 29, 2007
As some of you may have heard, today marks my last day as a full-time member of MTV News. I hope to work with you all again in the future but for now my days as a permanent daily fixture on 29, in the studio, or the edit come to an end. I feel incredibly lucky to have spent these last seven years at MTV. I have done so much, seen so many things, worked with such outstanding people that I can say without an ounce of hesitation that it has been the single coolest experience of my entire life. I wanted to thank you all for all of it.
Thank you for letting me be part of your lives and your work.
Who Said Goodbye!?
Words to live by from Marguerite this time around when faced with a racial confrontation, "I'd be hip-hoppin', having a good ole' time, eatin' gizzards." Seriously? Brilliant.
P.S My editing skills are still top-notch, clearly.
~ More ParisExposed Crap. Aren't You Glad You Didn't Pay for a Membership? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Paula Abdul Gets Named, "Women of the Year" and the World Implodes ~ DListed
~ I Watched The Family Guy, But Here is Some SAG Award Coverage ~ HollyScoop ~ Angelina Jolie's Mother Passed Away ~ MollyGood
~ Blades of Glory with Will Farrell Looks Hysterical ~ PopBytes
~ Haha! A Typical Hilton Board Meeting ~ EvilBeet
~ Britney Heads to McDonald's - Still Thinks Trucker Hats are Cool ~ NinjaDude
~ Craig T Nelson Looks 104 Years Old ~ CelebrityPuke
~ Jessica Biel Hearts H20 ~ GabSmash
Poor Pam. Did she ever think the day would come when a guy would go on the record saying that he ISN'T dating her. Seriously, if the rumor was swirling I would totally go with it. Then, I would say I got Hep C (which should keep me in the news a little longer) and then I would say that I cured myself of it (which should put me back in the news). Then I'd become the national spokesman for the Hep C foundation. It's really a win-win-win at this point. Wait, where the hell am I again?
Who Claims This!?!?
Who Said That!?!
Friday, January 26, 2007
~ Madonna Family Picture Without David (Boy's Father Must be Pissed!) ~ DListed
~ Poshtoria in a Reality Show? ~ HollyScoop
~ Tom Brady and Gisele? ~ MollyGood
~ Kelly Osbourne Gets Sorta Naked, but Not in Playboy ~ PopBytes
~ Jessica Biel Jumps from Jeter to Justin? ~ EvilBeet
~ Tom Cruise is the Jesus of Scientology ~ Yeeeah!
~Tyra Mail: Not So Skinny ~ NinjaDude
~ Katie Plays in Paris, Shows Hairy Arm ~ GabSmash
~ Mandy Moore Wants Me to Call Her...No Joke ~ POTP
"Yesterday news reports went wild that singer/actress Brandy was involved in a fatal accident. Despite previous reports, the cause of the accident is still under investigation. Brandy was not injured, was not arrested and drugs or alcohol was not involved. In a statement issued Wednesday, her publicist said Brandy "wishes to publicly express her condolences to the family of the deceased. Brandy asks that you respect the privacy of everyone involved at this time." Brandy is doing alright since the accident and is currently in the studio putting the finishing touches on her new album, due out later this year."
Seriously? Ok so it's cool to express your condolences, but don't use that opportunity to plug your new album.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Wait a minute, now that is a low blow KFed! First off, how do you even know that she has kids? Second, if she did have kids I think we would know because they would probably be in all the paparazzi pictures of Britney out 5 nights a week getting hammered and showing her "hoo-ha" as she gets in and out of cars. Third, she doesn't need rehab, she's just tired and needs a nap. Wow, give her a break.
Who Said That!?! and Who Shot That!?!
~Her cell phone numbers
~Personal video diaries
~Love letters to and from Nick Carter
~Paris' AA sponsorship
~Photos of billionaire kids doing coke off someones chest
~Personal written diaries
~Discover if she really did give Cher's son herpes
~much much more...and less
So if you spend the $39.97 to check this stuff out let me know. Better yet, send me over the photos, etc. I'm too cheap to pay for this myself and would rather have someone just tell me if it's true or not. Oh, by the way there is a free movie clip that shows Paris smoking a tampon. Yup, the world is definitely coming to an end...for sure.
~ Anna Nicole Like Instant Messenger and is Retarded ~ DListed
~ Janet Jackson Grabs Her Boobs....Again ~ PopBytes
~ Tara Reid at Sundance...For Some Reason ~ CelebritySmack
~ Jared Leto is Cranky-Pants! ~ HollyScoop
~ A Chick Beat Top Chef's Ass ~ EvilBeet
~ Aniston to Kiss a Cox ~ Yeeeah!
~ Disney Execs Have No Morals ~ NinjaDude
~ Eva Longoria Shirtless on a Chair ~ GabSmash
~ Tori Wants to Look Like Little Drew ~ CelebrityPuke
~ Nelly Furtado Wants More Kids!?! ~ PoponthePop
I don't know if this is a good move for Jessica. I think I'd stay clear of the "Tom Cruise Train Wreck of Horror" for a while. Although, I typically make the wrong decisions so maybe she should go with the opposite of what I say.
By the way, these photos are of Jessica Alba pumping gas in LA yesterday....riveting, right? Well, the thought of Jessica "pumping" anything is pretty hot, so just go with it.
There really isn't much going on with Eva Longoria, but I just wanted to post these recent pictures, as she is hot as hell. I'm also typically in awe when I see celebrities doing "normal things" like unloading groceries as they exit the supermarket, or "supermercado" for all my Spanish speaking fans. For me, it's kinda the same thing as when I was growing up and I would see the nuns from my school out on a Saturday afternoon eating a hamburger. It always just seemed to strange seeing them outside their "normal" settings. Don't get me wrong, I am in no way comparing Eva Longoria to a nun. Although, I did just get a metal picture of Eva dressed as a nun. You know...the kind that's a Halloween nun costume that's all "slutted" up. Ok, I'm done now. Good day.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Here's a list of the other movies (which I haven't seen) that are nominated.
1. Best Picture: "Babel," "The Departed," "Letters From Iwo Jima," "Little Miss Sunshine," "The Queen."
2. Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio, "Blood Diamond"; Ryan Gosling, "Half Nelson"; Peter O'Toole, "Venus"; Will Smith, "The Pursuit of Happyness"; Forest Whitaker, "The Last King of Scotland."
View The Full List Here
Doh! I was completely tricked by a clever cliffhanger letdown. In the first, I think, 14 seconds Heidi says it was a false alarm. I was extremely relieved, but only because any potential offspring of Heidi scares the ever-living-hell out of me.
However, I wasn't the only one who was tricked. Heidi, that little minx, tried to pull a fast one over on her boyfriend (who I'm still calling Steve Sanders) by telling him that she thought she was pregnant EVEN THOUGH she knew she wasn't. Steve Sanders tried to play it all cool and even said that he was on "team Heidi" so no matter what she wanted to do, he supported. Uh yeah, the look this dude gave her when she said that completely made me think that as while she was talking he was already plotting ways to trip her down a flight of stairs. Seriously, if a girl ever tried to give me the "pregnancy trick plot" I would be less than pleased. Although, if she was also humming "to the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left" it would probably ease the situation for me.
Meanwhile, does Lisa Loveless think that Lauren is retarded? When she asks Lauren to do something she talks real slow at Lauren and nods her head a lot too. I think she thinks Lauren has no clue what's going on. She totally did this when she told Lauren about the fashion show in LA that she had to attend. The other chick Lauren works with (blanked on her name) couldn't go because she had school and Lisa Loveless said that school was very important...and then she shot Lauren a look that basically said, "Hey f*ck-face Conrad hit the books, stupid." Even the chick that ran the fashion show asked Lauren 3 times if she knew how to answer a phone. Wait a minute, maybe Lauren is retarded? By the way, the chick that ran the fashion show was legit nuts.
Ok, I have a question. So Brody Jenner is calling to ask out Lauren. Why the hell is there already a camera in his car as he calls to ask out Lauren? This officially makes this scene my 4th favorite scripted moment of the season.
I'd like to raise my glass for a toast: To the creepiest first date conversation! Cheers! Brody and Lauren talked about their creepy smiles and big noses. Then they went home. No joke.
For me, "The Hills Question of the Week" is: "Do you think Brody thinks Lauren is a fat-ass after dating Nicole Richie?
~ Kate Winslet is All Photoshopped Out ~ PopBytes
~ Jessica in SOBE ~ HollyScoop
~ It's Baby Deadline Day For Anna Nicole! ~ DListed
~ A Tranny Breakdown For All You Freaks ~ EvilBeet
~ Christina Poses Her Ass Off ~ CelebritySmack
~ Joanna Krupa Loves Fur ~ Yeeeah!
~ Keith Urban Tries to Out-Rehab Lindsay's Rehab ~ ImNotObsessed
In other Poshtoria news, allegedly she is pissed over the fact that she and David (yes I use proper English sometimes....sometimes) were taken off Liz Hurley's wedding guest list. To make matter even worse, a random source as told The Sun that Victoria found out that Liz had been talking mad smack about Poshtoria behind her bony back in regards to her weight, her looks, and (even worse) her fashion shoots. Seriously? Who talks about someones fashion shoot? How would you even go about that?
Yeah, that definitely sounds tough.
Brad continues, "After two months I went in to quit, and the guy said, 'Listen, I've got this one last gig tonight.' So I did it, and this girl—I'd never met her before—was in an acting class taught by a man named Roy London [a famous acting coach]. I went and checked it out, and it really set me on the path to where I am now....strippers changed my life."
Here's my response:
You live an ideal life and I mean that on every shallow level possible. You have a hot wife, a ton of money, fame, free crap, and women love you. Please don't continue to kick me in the nuts by saying that the strippers depressed you. Please. This is all I have left. Good day.
Luke Warm Regards,
1. Worst Actors: Shawn and Marlon Wayans
2. Worst Actress: Hilary and Haylie Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson
3. Worst Film: Basic Instinct 2, Lady in the Water, The Wicker Man
Check out the other nominations Here
Winners will be announced on February 24th. Keep your fingers (and legs) crossed that you win at least one of the seven!
Monday, January 22, 2007
You see, here at ImBringingBloggingBack I always give you options, I'm good like that. Personally, I choose the "Boobsonce." I didn't realize that the first photo also technically does feature a little "Pitsonce." I guess I was hypnotized by her boobs that are literally falling out of her dress in the first two photos. She may not have won the Golden Globe, but she certainly has some Golden Globes (please note: joke was recycled from last week).