Heidi Montag Graduates!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da CCC-CCCC. Yup, that's my intro song to 90210. It's a hard "c." Try it again. Anyway, Mrs. Teasley is going to be pissed because Heidi Montag will graduate after all! I've received some emails last week asking me what the hell happened to Heidi Montard's face recently. As always, I just assume she's spent too much time at Crested Butte and has began to take over the characteristics of her parents dumb-ass horse, but this time she is looking a bit different. She's not looking as horse-like, but more Spelling-like. I mean, it's really like splitting hairs, but you know what I mean.

Anynose, this glamor-shots picture of Heidi was taken as she was leaving a random club in LA the other day. I think she's almost completed her Donna Martin transformation, which I believe is great news. This way, I get to hit all of my goals which consist of transforming the entire cast of The Hills into characters from 90210. We clearly already have Steve Sanders, as well as Emily Valentine (Stephanie Pratt). Audrina could easily become Valerie. I'm struggling with Whitney, but I'd assume she could mutate into Kelly Taylor. Oh and, of course, Lisa Loveless would be transformed into Jim Walsh.