Remember when you parents got their first "camcorder" and they'd go out for the night and you and your friends would take the video camera and start making ridiculous movies? Remember how proud of yourself you were for making such a kick-ass video, so proud however, that when your parents got home from their night out you confessed taking the video camera and making a movie just because you really wanted to see how awesome you and your camera/acting skills were? Remember how once you started watching your newly recorded movie in front of people you got really really embarrassed and realize how completely ridiculous your movie was and you were thankful that after it was over no one ever had to see it again? Yeah, well Heidi Montard's music video, "Higher," is kind of like that except the world is viewing it.
This actually isn't a joke. It is wonderful to see Heidi "performing" beautifully, sort of like those amusement parks that would allow you to do the same thing, but you had to dress up in outfits from the 1800's and then they'd give you a picture that was tinted brown and yellow. Yeah, well that looked more professional than this video (shot by Spencer Pratt/Steve Sanders). Anyway, sit back and relax and watch Heidi chase away seagulls with her voice and be mesmerized by her artistic hand movements that she sticks to in almost each and every scene. It's also great how she is apparently singing her own backup vocals as well. Too bad they could get the seagulls to be her backup singers and/or dancers. That would have been great, although I'm sure that would have increased the budget and they would have ended up spending like $24.99 on the whole shoot. Ugh, maybe for the next video.
At the end, Heidi looks into the camera and whispers "Am I dreaming?" Yes Heidi, you are. Anyway, finally a reason why Mariah Carey keeps on pushing back her release date. No way she wants to compete with the vocal stylings of Heidi Montard.
I'm not sure if TRL is still on, but if we can't create a movement that votes this video into the top ten countdown well, then, the terrorists really have won.
This actually isn't a joke. It is wonderful to see Heidi "performing" beautifully, sort of like those amusement parks that would allow you to do the same thing, but you had to dress up in outfits from the 1800's and then they'd give you a picture that was tinted brown and yellow. Yeah, well that looked more professional than this video (shot by Spencer Pratt/Steve Sanders). Anyway, sit back and relax and watch Heidi chase away seagulls with her voice and be mesmerized by her artistic hand movements that she sticks to in almost each and every scene. It's also great how she is apparently singing her own backup vocals as well. Too bad they could get the seagulls to be her backup singers and/or dancers. That would have been great, although I'm sure that would have increased the budget and they would have ended up spending like $24.99 on the whole shoot. Ugh, maybe for the next video.
At the end, Heidi looks into the camera and whispers "Am I dreaming?" Yes Heidi, you are. Anyway, finally a reason why Mariah Carey keeps on pushing back her release date. No way she wants to compete with the vocal stylings of Heidi Montard.
I'm not sure if TRL is still on, but if we can't create a movement that votes this video into the top ten countdown well, then, the terrorists really have won.
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at the beginning when she is climbing on the rocks she looks like planet of the apes.
what the hell is she doing with her hands throughout the video?
That is just terrible. She sounds like Alvin & The Chipmunks sister. Terrible...
she's horribleeeeee, i can't believe i just wasted my time watching that video
btw, wheres the info on laurens 22nd birthday this past friday?
Jazz hands? Epilepsy?
I just can't decide...
Heidi is rocking those jazz hands! I couldn't make it past 55 seconds, but I think it's safe to say that she's scaring the seagulls away with her voice.
Remember William Hung? This is the second coming...
It looks like a porno.
If by porno you mean Skinemax, then yes, definitel.,
In regards to LC's B/day...I read that Kristin showed up and crashed it! LC was with Lo at Goa Nightclub when her nemesis showed up!
COME ON EXTRA EPISODES OF THE HILLS! I'm dying ova here.
I just can't watch it all. Its too embarrassing. She looks super christian to me though, I think the 700 club's gonna play this for sure.
The 'spread your wings' over exaggerated lip synch with the grapefruit titties is too much for me this AM.
She always looks uncomfortable, and out of place. I don't know why she continues to subject herself to this crap.. oh wait, yes I do :
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
How there is any money in running around on the beach, looking like a douche from planet of the apes, I'm not sure..but I'm sure there's money involved.
Ive typically come from the school of thought that a persons hands should never be sawed off, but this video has me wondering if Ive been wrong all along.
I think it's all just a big freakin' joke. Like those idiots that go on American Idol pretending they have no IDEA they really can't sing.
Publicity stunt...
(still very painful to watch).
Not only does she SUCK at singing, she sucks at dancing, & lip synching. The only reason anyone even knows who the hell she is is because of Lauren and the only reason anyone pays attention to Heidi is because she is good looking. How the hell she got a record deal is beyond me, she is TALENTLESS!
who is this chick?
i'm feeling really confused and a little afraid...
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Seriously, this is just more pathetic than her voice. She should be on American Idol so Simon can tell her to stop making America deaf with that horrible voice, Debbie Gibson and Pebbles are old news which is who she sounds like, she needs to hire a real producer, even a plastic surgeon that can fix voices. KEEP YOUR SINGING FOR YOUR SHOWER! HA!
not only cant she sing but she looks fucking ridiculous. that was the most ghetto video ive ever seen and THEE worst singing ive ever heard. way to go spencer i bet your proud. haha
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