...In Other News...

An Olsen looks tired, sad, and malnourished. Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen was silent while walking around in NYC yesterday. I still haven't spotted an Olsen in the city. Damn the curse of Papooli! In other news...

~ Jessica Alba Perfects Multiple Face ~ AgentBedHead
~ The Oscars Are Almost Ready. Now With Raincoats! ~ PopBytes
~ Sharon Osbourne to Hurt Woman With Wooden Leg ~ CelebritySmack
~ A Sleepy Kardashian ~ NinjaDude
~ Dance Like There's No Paula Abdul! ~ POTP
~ Potter Incest ~ Yeeeah
~ A Royal Conversation with Celebrities ~ Ayyyy
~ Guess Who Had Gastric Bypass ~ EvilBeet
~ More Celebrity News ~ WeSmirch
~ Avril With Punk Child? ~ CityRag
~ No Food For Suri Claus? ~ MollyGood