I remember when I used to love Jessica Alba. Sure, she didn't know it, but I did. Even though she appeared to be a little bitchy I thought that made her even better. Then, she got knocked the hell up. I even let that slide. However, now she's getting bigger. Oh, and bigger. I mean it's one thing to be hot and then get pregnant, but to gain all this weight is unacceptable in our relationship. Sure her rack-attack is getting bigger, which is always a good thing, but so is her face. She's morphing into a pregnant Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx right before my very eyes.Anyway, enough about me. Jessica Alba checked out the 2008 Albert Elbaz fashion show recently in Paris (I wonder if Lauren from The Hills was there) where she sat (and probably got gassy) with Lucy Lui. This really got me to thinking. Would I rather take a pregnant and miserable Jessica Alba or a regularly healthy Luct Lui. Hmmm. Ahhh, I'll take the physical challenge instead.
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Usually it is the final month of pregnancy when you bloat beyond belief. Does it make you feel any better that she is at least TRYING to fight the weight gain? Imagine if she just sat back and did not make her daily gym trip.... (shudder)
Prenancy, no matter if your a Hollywood celeb, isn't always easy on the eyes. But it isn't like she's not going to bounce back looking FAB again. Ease up killa! I'm sure bashing her while she's preggors is going to "ENSURE" you a place as her Romeo. AS IF! LOL
Let's see you carry another human being around in your body for all that time, then squeeze it out a hole exponentially smaller than the size of the baby. You've got some sack ripping on someone for a feat you could never pull off!
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