...In Other News...

Remember kids, being funny just consists of being fat, having curly hair, and wearing thick rimmed glasses (hat optional). In other news...

~ Is This Meth Eating Her Face? ~ Yeeeah
~ Scary Heather Mills Faces ~ Ayyyy
~ DMZ to Be Obama's Running Mate? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Birkhead's Back, Back Again, Tell a Friend ~ CelebritySmack
~ Tiger Woods in Space ~ POTP
~ Jessica Biel Without Makeup ~ NinjaDude
~ Punky Gives Birth in Her Old Purple Treehouse ~ FatBack
~ Even More Celebrity Information ~ WeSmirch
~ Get Your Celebrity Piercings! ~ CityRag
~ New Bai Ling Pics! Craptastic! ~ DSF