You know it's a slow news day when I see recent pictures of Lindsay Lohan walking around Santa Monica with her assistant (damn it I wanted that job) and I'm more interested in looking at the license plate near Lindsay. Does that license plate basically say "fisty?" I mean I figured with Lindsay's horse riding boots it only made sense that she'd be into all sorts of crap, but never did I think she'd enter the world of "the fist." Eh, whatever you're into. I was then sidetracked with the white stains on her pants. Is it paint? Bird crap? A tear in her pants? How can one tell. I even tried zooming in on these pictures and counting her freckles, but fell asleep after I hit # 1,305,339. I then tried to connect some of them to see if perhaps Dina was trying to send me some type of message, but no luck with that either. See what happens when Lindsay is sober, Britney isn't as crazy, and Paris isn't in jail? Boring. Let's get the next group of celebrity whorebags STAT!
You know it's a slow news day when I see recent pictures of Lindsay Lohan walking around Santa Monica with her assistant (damn it I wanted that job) and I'm more interested in looking at the license plate near Lindsay. Does that license plate basically say "fisty?" I mean I figured with Lindsay's horse riding boots it only made sense that she'd be into all sorts of crap, but never did I think she'd enter the world of "the fist." Eh, whatever you're into. I was then sidetracked with the white stains on her pants. Is it paint? Bird crap? A tear in her pants? How can one tell. I even tried zooming in on these pictures and counting her freckles, but fell asleep after I hit # 1,305,339. I then tried to connect some of them to see if perhaps Dina was trying to send me some type of message, but no luck with that either. See what happens when Lindsay is sober, Britney isn't as crazy, and Paris isn't in jail? Boring. Let's get the next group of celebrity whorebags STAT!
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It says "feistee"
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