Time to Leave Your Husband, Mrs. Spitzer

Good news, Mrs. Spitzer! I'm sure you've been in complete turmoil over what to do with your marriage to Elliot after it was revealed he was apparently paying a rapping hip-hop whore to bang him. You've probably felt humiliation, embarrassment, anger and some of the other emotions that I do not feel as a human. Anyway, if you've been struggling with a life altering decision such as one to leave your husband or stay with him for the long haul, perhaps you just need to see what Us Weekly thought. They make all of life's tough decisions much easier.

The results are in. Thousands of stone-throwing-glass-house-living-Americans have voted and by an overwhelming vote.....we'll be back after the break. We're back and it's time to reveal the results. Are you ready? Judges, thoughts? With over 95% of the vote, America has decided that you should, in fact, leave your husband. Before you sing us out I'd like to leave you with these thoughts. You are big bright shining star and we're going to be seeing more of you. Also, I bet you're now glad that your last name was "Spitzer" and not "Swallowser." Am I right?