Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Britney Down to 3 Stalkers?

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba I'm dumping it! Shouldn't you check to see if you have to go to the bathroom before you leave the house? And if you find yourself in an emergency situation and you're famous, wouldn't you stop at a hotel or something? They always have restrooms in the lobby. Just a friendly tip, Britney, just a friendly tip. Anyway, Britney was out and about when she was overcome by either #1 or #2. I'd like to think it was #2, as McDonald's usually does that to me. Britney pulled her car over, hopped out, and quickly walked into the ladies room at McDonald's. Why do I have the feeling that she just sits bare-ass on the toilet without putting any toilet paper down or anything.

What was even more remarkable was the fact that, according to BuzzFoto there were only 3 photographers following Britney around and taking her picture at this McDonald's. What? Just 3? Has Britney finally worn out the paparazzi? I guess it was only a matter of time before they got bored with her. Typically when someone picks up a British accent it's usually the end of the line for them anyway. Pip pip!

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