Friday, April 11, 2008

Check Out My Left Hook While My DJ Revolves It

Uh oh! Someone's gonna have to explain their new black eye to the girls in work today! Vanilla Ice's wife must have burnt the roast because police were called to the house of Vanilla Ice and he was arrested after he allegedly pushed her. Apparently this is something that you aren't allowed to do even if you come home from a long day of work and dinner is still...not...ready. Note to self. Anyway, Vanilla Ice was booked by the Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies and was charged with domestic battery. I tried to call his wife, Laura, for comments on this situation, but immediately hung up the phone after I discovered that I don't know her and don't have her number. If I could have reached her I'd assume her comment would have been, "Ouch." I, of course, would have told her to "Stop, collaborate and listen."

1 comment:

DebilDog said...

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