Monday, April 14, 2008

That Creepy Couple from Real Houswives

Please begin to induce vomiting. My sister finds The Real Housewives of New York City to be an absolute train wreck, but one that can't be missed. I figured she's get up this morning, check out my site, and begin pouring bleach in her eyes whilst reading IBBB (and more than usual).

Anyway, know that wicked creepy couple on the show? You know, the chick who talks like a robot and looks like a man who's married to that dude who has Simon Cowell's old haircut and the leftover freckles that fell off of Lindsay Lohan? Yeah, well the wife, Alex, has recently had some of these naked photos leaked onto the Interwebs. Alex is proud of these photos, as she should be because at least this proves to me that she is a women....or she had surgery to attach a rack to her chest and then cut off her diggity-ding-dong. Either way, I'm officially blind.

Alex recently told In Touch "It was a celebration that a new mom can be in great shape." Know what else is a celebration of new mom being in great shape? Wearing layers.....many many layers. A ski-suit perhaps. If you pervs wanna check out the rest of Alex in all her glory click here.

Hopefully this will help with those "connections" that she's always talking about. Fine, I saw the mini-marathon this weekend. They're creepy and those kids are creepy too. Francois? Good luck kid.

3 comments:

DebilDog said...

It's about time you climbed on the trainwreck called the Real Housewives Of NYC! Hills Schmills...this is where all the action is...

that's what she said...

this is disgusting, but fitting. they are creepy, like creature double feature. i hope the live-in french au pair that the husband is probably banging teaches francois to say "mom's fun-bags" in french.

Anonymous said...

I agree with debildog! Even though the finale is tomorrow nite you should DEF be recapping it. Ramona the psychooooopath that she is, is way more inappropriate and an emotional wreck than any1 on reality tv. And miss independent Bethany, with her biological clock ticking away episode by episode is wonderful!