Anyone happen to check out The Today Show this morning with Fergie taking part in their summer concert series? Yeah, I was embarrassed for her and myself for that matter. Fergie sang all her typical Fergie songs, but then she busted out into "Barracuda" by Heart and started doing some one-handed cartwheels while yelling into the microphone. I assume the stage smelled like burnt toast and she was having a stoke, but actually she was "performing." Just for good measure she threw in a little Axl Rose impersonation from Welcome to the Jungle.
It was great seeing Al Roker and the gang interviewing her afterwards. They were like a supportive parents who just came back from their 6-year olds piano recital. They were all like, "That was so good! You did so good with those cartwheels. Let's take a look at the clip where you did the cartwheels. Do you like doing cartwheels?"
Oh Fergie. Come on now. Thank you.
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Wow. That was FRIGHTENING. I kinda imagined some of the kids in the audience crying after seeing this performance. What was she thinking?
Ugh. Can't stand her..
You know, she sounded good. And Ann Wilson is my all time fave.. but bitch needs to stay up on her two feets. There were little kids down at the end of that stage and watching her writhing on the ground was plain embarrassing. I didn't get to the cartwheels. I couldn't take it anymore.
haha. those poor 8 year olds and their virgin eyes. (because when they're 9, it's all down hill from there anyway)
She sounded pretty good, but that was wildly inappropriate to do in front of children.
But then, I suppose their parents DID bring them to see Fergie, so it's hard to say who is more at fault, her or the parents.
Why any artist would do one of those shitty outdoor free morning shows for a bunch of tourists and their kids is beyond me. However, I love the part when the bus rolls by.
Wow. The kids must be in therapy right about now from having Fergie's crotch practically shoved in their faces.
I wouldn't blame the parents. They were probably in the area and got swept up by overzealous producers looking to fill the crowd. And it looks like they got about 20 people! Good for them.
And you know that right after the show, she was screaming, "Who put those damn kids in the front row!?"
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