Thursday, May 15, 2008

God Damn! Dolly Parton's a Racist!?

Today must be audio/video clip day at IBBB. Dolly Parton may seem like she's all smiles and boobs and, well, you'd be correct. But did you know that deep down Dolly is a sex crazed racist? Well, according to the Howard Stern show she is! So this is some funny funny crap. Dolly's new book is also available via audio and the masterminds over at Stern cut and sliced and diced and fried and sauteed Dolly's actual words and transformed them into a sexy racist rant. Honestly, you feel horrible laughing, but just thinking of Dolly saying these things is kinda funny and since I'm clearly going to hell for a variety of reasons already I felt it was ok to laugh.

Dolly, on the other hand, does not find this funny at all. Boring. According to, Dolly stated: "I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life," Parton says in a statement. "I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.""If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this," she continued. "Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Devastated?! You just totally reinvented yourself and appealed to a much younger generation and you didn't have to up your boob size again. I'd declare this a victory. Yeeeeee haw, God Damn!

Oh, and unless you want to get fired at work don't listen to this with the volume way up.

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