Monday, May 05, 2008

Heidi Runs the Kentucky Derby!

Uh-oh, check your mint juleps for piss and silicon drippings because Heidi Montag was at The Kentucky Derby. Well, she wasn't so much "at it" as I imagined her running it. Sadly, a horse was euthanized. You may have snuck away this time, Heidi Montag, but we will get you...oh we will.

Ok ok so Heidi and Steve Sanders certainly dressed the part. Heidi was in her Boca Raton Howard Johnson's king-sized bed bedspread and pillow shams (if ya know what I mean) and Steve Sanders had on his best seersucker suit that I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be wearing unless you're the ring bearer at your Aunt's wedding....and it's the summer....and you're 7. Regardless these two are looking like hot sex on a platter and by "hot sex" I really mean "shit" and by "on a platter" I really mean "on a stick." So, basically, they look like shit on a stick. Although it was promising that Heidi's hat did remind me just what I need to take when I have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

9 comments:

JJ said...

Spencer is a tool and Heidi is wicked ugly. They totally deserve each other. Shit on a stick works for me.

Anonymous said...

these outfits are the worst!!

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Irishstayc said...

nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

Funny that's everything that happens to me when I see a picture of these 2 f'in tools! Where's my pepto

that's what she said...

heidi is getting very creepy looking. someone needs to send her a cease and desist for her plastic surgery.

Pop Culture said...

hmmm....wicked ugly? Is JJ from Boston? Confess.

-IBBB

JJ said...

nope---Chicago area. Lots of friends in Boston though--guess I'm starting to pick up their lingo.

Melissa said...

I miss the ol' "Montard" moniker. Wha Hoppen?

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