Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Hey! Who Slashed My Olsen?!

Uh oh! Who in the hell slashed my Olsen? Mary-Michele-Kate-Ashley-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen was with her sister, Tootie Olsen, at the Met Costume Gala in NYC the other night and looks like she got attacked by Comet. That crazy dog! I also think it's about time to update their old award winning song from "I'm the Cute One" to "What Are You Gonna Do, We're Both F'n Ugly!"

The slashes in the Olsen garb is just inches away from us seeing a little Olsen underwire. I'm just kidding. They clearly both still wear undershirts. I don't even believe that Olsen boob exists yet. Anyway, it's time to take a weedwacker to those eyebrows and she should stop the smiling immediately. Although I think I am a little into the two-headed Siamese Olsen look. Giggity.

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