Friday, May 16, 2008

Jessica Alba's Motherly Instinct Kicking In

Wow look at that motherly glow Jessica Alba has! She looks relaxed, breezy, and ready to give birth. She also looks like she'd take a dump on Satan right about now. Jessica tugged her fat ass out of Baja Fresh while the paparazzi were stuck to her like a dolphin caught in a tuna net....or in her case, a whale. Seriously, I'm so sick of her always looking pissed off. She's rich. That should make you happy all the time. And don't say it's because she's pregnant because she wreaked douche even before she was knocked up. I hope her kid rips her stinky on the way out. There I said it.

1 comment:

Taylor said...

Don't. Like . Jessica . Alba.

She is a beeyotch and she's lucky and I do mean lucky that ANYONE anyone at all would want to take a picture of her nasty Pomona California ass. It makes me laugh when I see her, she's from Pomona. Nice, she tries to say its San Dimas, thats ok honey, we know the truth.