Friday, June 27, 2008

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • brody breaks bathroom stall promise (he totally did, liar.)
  • freckles and tanning (too late dina/lindsay)
  • what sluts wear (slutty clothes)
  • woman who dug up her dead boyfriend to drink the beer that was burried with him (she sounds like my kind of gal!)
  • does a green porch light mean drug use (no it means the lady has been dead since christmas)
  • don't you want to see these clothes on me (no, heidi, we don't)
  • dump in her pants (doris?)
  • "how to send hate mail" and not get caught (let me know what you find)
  • "i look a bit like sarah jessica parker" (ouch! man hands and all?)
  • "looking right at the camera" cock mouth (pervs)
  • african american girl nurses rinse poop in dirty underwear in hospital public patients toilets (wait, what??)
  • audrina's beaver teeth (that's like two birds with one stone)
  • bette midler diet plan (non-existent)
  • check out the hook while my (dj revolves it)
  • comeback sayings about whores and skanks (you've arrived at the right place)
  • dakota fanning wet the bed (chris hanson is here to see you)
  • did the celts perform circumsisions (only on the Lakers)
  • don't live in a house with bird droppings all over the walls (yeah, don't)


cnap786 said...

aha. this is my favorite :)

that's what she said...