Thursday, June 19, 2008

Gossip Girl Gets Pissed On

Finally, something interesting to write about Gossip Girl's Blake Lively. After just writing yesterday how boring she was, we now get to insert a few golden shower jokes and even a doggy style joke just for good measure. Again, it's like Santa is answering all of my prayers and "yes" I pray to Santa.

Boring Blake Lively was boringly out minding her own boring business and taking her boring dog for a boring walk on a boring street in New York with some boring dude when the boring dog up and pissed all over her boring tan dress. The paparazzi were there to capture every last second of her golden shower and Blake just stared boringly into the camera. She then covered up her boring dress with a boring bag, just like Claire Huxtable used to do when she was pregnant on the Cosby Show and nobody was supposed to know. Hell, I might as well toss in a "pregnancy rumor" about Blake. Is Blake Lively blocking her boring baby bump?

Source It Up. Arf!


Anonymous said...

Hey, that dog isn't boring! Look how cute it is! It's way hotter than Ms. Boring-dress. I predict it will become the next Mimi Larue.

Mark_AJ said...

cos am dyslexic and a lil slow eh..
i pray to satan.. first by accident but then i noticed that as a jew ..santa is an ass who doesn't bring me presents and satan delivers year round but being satan charges a shit load for postage and makes me pay insurance ..

but seriously the dog thing isn't that intresting and frankly i wouldn't count it as gossip so much as weak assed adandote that she'd maybe tell to guest at the table of an award ceramony .. a shit one where no proper celbratees are attending in a lull because some dumbass choose ghost whisper for the last 3 awards

and as a side note who watches that cos if your got google images you can get pictures of jennifer love hewitt naked so whats the point

Anonymous said...

um excuse you but aren't you a little jelous i bet she is ten thousand times more successful than u will ever be. So why don't u take your pathetic comments and take them back with your pathetic life.