Ouch! Tough Break, Again, Aid Workers!

When there are hard-hitting worldly hot topics there's only once place go for the facts. Us Weekly! Well sorry, Aid Workers, because in a made up poll the majority of Americans do really see Angelina Jolie dating you. I know, tough break. As if being an Aid Worker you don't get enough shit. Now you need America to let you know that you basically could never get the likes of one Ms. Angelina Jolie. I can't wait for the follow up poll question that is probably, "Do You Think an Aid Worker Really Has a Penis Bigger Than 3 Inches?" Way to hit 'em where it hurts, Us Weekly.

I must, however, applaud the thousands of people who took the time to vote for this. No no, don't head out to the real polls and vote on something that matters. The Presidency will figure itself out. But you can totally do your part on making sure that people feel bad about themselves for not being able to been seen with Angelina Jolie. God bless America!