Thursday, July 10, 2008

Sally Struthers in XXX Situation!

Perez Hilton may have sources hidden in booths spotting Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Rotton canoodling, but here at IBBB we have sources stashed all over the USA too. My source (aka my buddy Joe) was at the Macy's in Burlington, MA (home of my buddy Doug) when all of a sudden Sally Struthers appears out of nowhere like a terrorist ready to declare jihad in the sweater department. According to my source, Sally Struthers purchased two women's sweaters (in July??) for $98.00. Sally is a big spender and apparently big overall because these two sweaters were each marked 3X. Oh Sally, you poor little/big thing. How big is a Hanes Husky? Isn't that less than a 3X? Again, poor little/big Sally.

In other pointless Sally Struthers news, she also doesn't own a computer, or so she says, because the clerk ringing her up told her to check out the website and apply for a credit card and Sally said she didn't even own a computer. Yeah right. You know she's playing Oregon Trail and tossing back some cheese curls with a Big Gulp for about 4 hours at a time.

Ok well, that'll be all. This is, perhaps, my most pointless celebrity story ever, but I guess if you wanted something really good you wouldn't be here in the first place. Perez can keep his Lohan, I'll take the Sally Struthers route any day. Go ghetto or go home!

Thanks to Joe for remembering the sizes of her sweaters and the price. It really made the story. See you all in hell.

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