Friday, July 11, 2008

This Time Last Year: Celeb Mess Card!

Happy Friday and welcome back to everyone's favorite lazy segment called "This Time Last Year." This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world...this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I'm lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here's what was going on with the IBBB Celebrity Skanked Out F'd Up Report Card for Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Nicole Richie. Let's see if they've changed from...this time last year...

A spin-off from everyones favorite game, "The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating the Stars" I am proud to present a new game called, "The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Skanked Out F'd Up Report the Stars!" Current messed up celebrities have been chosen, categories have been determined, and hot dog clipart has been discovered. Mix all of that together and add some remedial Microsoft Excel expertise and you've got yourself a future award winning game. You also can discover who's the most skanked out and f'd up celebrity during this current period of time.

So let's see who's won this time. Was it Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan? Britney Spears? Nicole Richie?

Surprisingly Paris Hilton was much less f'd up and skanked out than I could have ever imagined.
I was shocked by the fact that Britney hasn't been busted yet for DUI and that she hasn't had an alleged eating disorder.

And the winner is....Lindsay Lohan! Lindsey has achieved more hot dogs than anyone else. What a real honor.

Congratulations Lindsay and thanks to your current arrest for DUI and future sentence that you will probably serve you really put a lot of distance between you and the rest of these skanks. Also, please thank Dina and Michael (mom and dad) as they also helped edge you out over the rest.

Please note, no hot dogs were harmed during the making of this game, although one hot dog went missing and I found it somewhere....near Britney. I just let her keep it.

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