Thursday, August 21, 2008

Brandy is Alive and Hasn't Killed Anyone Today. It's a Good Day to be Brandy.

Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. But, my heart belongs to the sea. Anyway, it's about 8:47 AM and Brandy has yet to kill anyone. Not ready to laugh at vehicular homicide jokes so early? I don't blame ya. Brandy was at that God-forsaken "American Girl Place" right here in sunny NYC yesterday looking for a doll with a five-head like hers. Ding ding ding! She's found it.

Did you know Brandy also has a new single out? She does. Why would I say it if it weren't true? Her new song is called "Right Here." You should buy it at your local record store. Perhaps buy the tape of it so you can listen to it in your tape-deck or on your walkman or something.

To me, Brandy should just keep singing "Sittin' Up in My Room" and "The Boy is Mine." She shouldn't sing anything else. Just those two songs.


Taylor said...

Your title is SO hilarious. Whenever I think of her, I think of when she got punk'd, telling the cops ' don't you know who I am ? ' omg bitch, nobody knows who you are.

Yasmine said...

Don't disrespect Brandy, you know she can sing better than half these monkeys in the industry today. I mean do you really wanna compare Brandy's vocals with the likes of Cassie or Rihanna?

I can't wait for album, I know it's gonna be amazing.

Anonymous said...

Your title was very shocking and insensitive. If you lost someone or caused the loss it would hurt deeply to read this is a headline. Be a person first then a blogger. Even a nasty tabloid would use better judgement than this. Your capable of doing so much better.