Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Dog Looks Better and Has Less Fleas

First off can we change Aubrey's self-appointed nickname from "Aubarella" to something more appropriate like "Syphilicious." Someone told Aubrey from Danity Kane to pose sexy and this is what she came up with. Apparently she's making the same mouth movements that got her ass into this business in the first place. Aubrey and that other chick who's 40% less annoying than Aubrey were posing up a storm at the Dollhouse Jeans line at a NYC showroom.

Look I'm not trying to be mean, really, but Aubrey is the worst. If she didn't come across like she didn't have 14 various STDs then I would like her a little more. Even with a face full of Halloween makeup on she's still not that hot. And, she can't really sing. And at times her stomach hangs over her cameltoe-sprouting jeans. How she's managed to stay in the public eye is beyond me. Oh wait, because dip-shits like me write about her. She looks like she itches all over and you totally know that her "downstairs tenet" stinks to holy hell. I liked Danity Kane the first time around when they were called En Vogue. I also have no idea what I meant by that.

Take a bath, Aubrey, and then scrub the ring around the tub.

1 comment:

Redneck Celebrity Blogger said...

Yeah these two Dogs think their gonna have a hot threesome...but I dont think the little puppy is gonna have anything to do with it.
Skanky biatecheees !!