Friday, August 08, 2008

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • kathy lee gifford pokies (gelman is relentless in his searches)

  • kelly ripa blows (where exact, when exactly, what time exactly, how much exactly)

  • sexy terri irwin (really? teri? really?)

  • bruce jenner is married to a whore (and has 3 whore-like step daughters)

  • blessed mother talks about food (yes, her one time to be seen and heard and she talks about food to ImBringingBloggingBack)

  • brad pitt is white trash (rich white trash with a hot wife)

  • britney spears crying because someone stole her pants 2008 (lindsay!)

  • can a celebrity stop a commercial that is imitating her (no Paris, you can't)

  • can butt implants melt (if the seat is too hot)

  • celebrity sex teeth (yeah sex teeth are hot....huh?)

  • crack open the wine and cut the cheese (totally a Harriet Carter t-shirt)

  • dakota fanning want fuck (no. i don't think dakota fanning want fuck)

  • david archuleta cotton candy crotch balls marco marco (strike me dead if I'm making this up)

  • direct-to-dvd movies about ponies and fashion olsen (sorry that one is sold out)

  • don knott's penis (mr firley, no!)

  • fonzie toddler jacket (oh please don't do that to the poor kid. Ayyyy!)

  • i miss when screwing was something only bob the builder did (better times, better times)

  • light socket penis (yoooooowwwwwwww! ok one more time)

  • mtv tina tekula (is that tila teqila's sister?)

  • tommy lasorda slimfast fart (no comment)

  • tori spelling sitting on the toilet (donna martin's constipated?)

  • what is lauren's job called on the hills? (fake)

  • wood shoes for sluts (sweet! Holland whores!)

  • why is spencer pratt called steve sanders (because I named him that and it's sweeping the nation!)

1 comment:

cnap786 said...

hahahaha. this is my favorite thing ever.