Monday, August 11, 2008

...In Other News...

In Son-of-a-Bitch news, Tori Spelling might be totally f'ing up my happiness. According to reports on Us Weekly, Tori's rep as just issued the following statement: "At this time, there are no plans for Tori to appear in the 90210 spinoff." Why not just kick me in the nuts whydontya? She might has well just said, "Donna Martin will not be tossed down a flight of stairs by Ray Pruit in the new 90210." Tori is, allegedly, holding out for more money. Seriously? Doesn't a real acting job beat the horrorbility (new word) of being on "Tori and Dean?" In other news...

~ Kiefer May Not Have Been Raped in Prison ~ ABH
~ Britney's Brown Bikini ~ DSF
~ Jenna Jameson Stays Nakerd for PETA ~ Websters
~ Britney Has Ghost Boobs! ~ CS
~ Jolie Replaced ~ IDWYL
~ Naomi Campbell's Blurry Smile ~ Ayyyy
~ Less Kardashian Ass? ~ FB
~ Bobblehead Conrad ~ POTP
~ Pres Bush Slaps Some Olympic Ass ~ DListed
~ Opening Ceremony Pics ~ PB


Taylor said...

Someone needs to break it down for her right quick. She needs to reallly realize who/what she is. Nothing.

A horse face bad boob job that got cut out of her dad's will and while gay men may love her, it pretty much ends there.

Jeannette said...

I think I got a kidney stone looking at her picture :'(