Tuesday, August 05, 2008

So Who Shows Up to a "Bob Saget Roast?"

Everyone and their mother was at the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast the other day. As a wise man once said "When you're lost out there and you're all alone, when life is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look." I'm not fully sure what that means, but the words were part of the Full House theme song and Full House is my new religion so I believe whatever it says.

While random celebrities like Judy Tenuta, Alan Thicke, Cloris Leachman, Jodie Sweetin and many of the other Full House cast members made it to the roast, the Olsen Sluts were missing (as I reported yesterday). Well, the Olsen Skanks should count themselves lucky for missing the event because E Online is reporting that the Olsen's were the butt of many of the jokes, including jokes about Bob Saget having sexual encounters with them while they were underage. Yeah, because that's always funny. You totally know that Danny Tanner would make Michelle stick her thumb up his bum while she said, "You Got it Dude!" and gave the "thumbs up" sign. Pervert.

You can check out the roast on August 17th on Comedy Central. I'll be watching because, to me, it will be like a Full House reunion and I can't wait to see Uncle Joey completely bomb. You know he's still using those "cut, it, out" jokes and probably still has that retarded woodchuck puppet with him. Did somebody say......wood? No Joey, they didn't. Rot in hell.


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