Wednesday, August 27, 2008

When Heidi Dies, This is the Video My Jesus Will Show Her



I've made more crap videos than I know what do with. I'm not quite sure what that means, but perhaps you've seen them. Heidi Montard has a music video out that she made herself for her wonderful dance ballad "Overdosin." You saw the pictures earlier this week and now you get to enjoy the 10 minute music video.

I know Heidi's been talking a lot about Jesus and her faith recently, but I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't create her vaginastein so that she can cover it with tights and spandex and then lift her leg over her head. Perhaps he did. It's hard to tell with Jesus. Speaking of which, when Heidi dies, before she is sent directly to the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, Jesus will make her watch this video. I'm sure he'll strike up a deal in which if she can watch the whole thing without turning red in embarrassment she can bring her horse from Crested Butte with her to hell. Maybe he'll even let her ride it there.

Honestly I don't even recommend watching this. I've taken one for the team. I watched the full 10 minutes and I'll never be the same again. I'm almost certain I'm sterile.


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4 comments:

that's what she said...

There are no words...

chumpion said...

wtf. why does the guy with the moustache keep looking at me like he is about to rape my face. i literally feel like i have to vomit now.

Nicki said...

How did she honestly think this was a good idea? I recommend she play her song to ten minutes of her horse eating before her brain explodes from these "creative" efforts

Anonymous said...

why is the song 3 minutes long and the video 10? i dont get it