Friday, September 12, 2008

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • what is lauren's job called on the hills (uh, fake? staged? scripted? not real? an illusion?)

  • "remember when mona from who's the boss had to live on top of the" (of what? the answer is 'garage.' garage.)

  • bring back donna martin (agreed)

  • girl addicted to computer cleaner (it's like i'm walking on sunshine!)

  • 48 old boobs (2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree)

  • "different strokes" arnold report card (Duddly? Sam?)

  • "tuck her penis" (ask questions later)

  • "we'll never be friends" dubbed (crafty "hills" editing)

  • antm isis winkie (she uses "winkie-b-gone")

  • best way to smuggle drugs (there's no hope with dope)

  • bob saget pervert (you got it dude)

  • call michelle tanner (moshi moshi dude)

  • caribbean fat ass (hey mon!)

  • don knots penis (i mean, really?)

  • hair is straight, then i get hot and it gets puffy (no idea)

  • has hilary duff ever wet the bed (she's duffed the bed, not wet it)

  • how to make your hair like chase crawford (piss, lots of it)

  • i'm 13 and my crotch itches (call your doctor, Dakota Fanning)

  • my favorite dj is a tanner (mine too! mine too!)

  • neil patrick harris and wallet and back pocket (watch your wallet dude, you're getting mugged soon)

  • rusty charo sex (ouch, coochie coochie!)


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3 comments:

Driving in reverse said...

You have just found America's new anti drug slogan.

"There's No hope with Dope"


Watch it take off, sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

that's what she said...

i know this is blasphemy, but i think i love this more than harriet carter wednesday....don't hit me.

melissa said...

I would be embarassed if all the crazy shit Ive googled over the years was compiled.

Im glad you post these. I feel much better now.