Friday, September 12, 2008

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • what is lauren's job called on the hills (uh, fake? staged? scripted? not real? an illusion?)

  • "remember when mona from who's the boss had to live on top of the" (of what? the answer is 'garage.' garage.)

  • bring back donna martin (agreed)

  • girl addicted to computer cleaner (it's like i'm walking on sunshine!)

  • 48 old boobs (2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree)

  • "different strokes" arnold report card (Duddly? Sam?)

  • "tuck her penis" (ask questions later)

  • "we'll never be friends" dubbed (crafty "hills" editing)

  • antm isis winkie (she uses "winkie-b-gone")

  • best way to smuggle drugs (there's no hope with dope)

  • bob saget pervert (you got it dude)

  • call michelle tanner (moshi moshi dude)

  • caribbean fat ass (hey mon!)

  • don knots penis (i mean, really?)

  • hair is straight, then i get hot and it gets puffy (no idea)

  • has hilary duff ever wet the bed (she's duffed the bed, not wet it)

  • how to make your hair like chase crawford (piss, lots of it)

  • i'm 13 and my crotch itches (call your doctor, Dakota Fanning)

  • my favorite dj is a tanner (mine too! mine too!)

  • neil patrick harris and wallet and back pocket (watch your wallet dude, you're getting mugged soon)

  • rusty charo sex (ouch, coochie coochie!)


Driving in reverse said...

You have just found America's new anti drug slogan.

"There's No hope with Dope"

Watch it take off, sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

that's what she said...

i know this is blasphemy, but i think i love this more than harriet carter wednesday....don't hit me.

melissa said...

I would be embarassed if all the crazy shit Ive googled over the years was compiled.

Im glad you post these. I feel much better now.