Monday, September 15, 2008

Happy Birthday to "What's His Face" and "The Other One." I'm Watching the Party Up in This Here Tree. Hi!!



Britney Spears, you may have heard of her, threw a birthday party for her two boys, "What's His Face" and "The Other One." One of them turned 2 and one of them turned 3. Like trying to figure out which Olsen is Mary Kate and which Olsen is Ashley, it doesn't matter.

Whoever took these photos must have been camped out at the top of a tree in Britney's backyard since Memorial Day. Well, that determination really paid off because now we can all have a birds-eye view of the two kids riding around in their toy cars even watch as Lynne smiled and wasn't choked by anyone in her family. I love watching white-trash with money. It should be a sport, really.

The theme of the party was "trucks." Even the cake was a truck. I guess that makes sense since the boys probably remember momma being strapped to a stretcher and placed in a big white and red truck with flashing red and yellow lights. Britney's like, "See boys, Mommy was just playing in that ambulence just like how you're playing in your trucks right now!"

Good luck to them. Hopefully The E! True Hollywood Story isn't still showing repeats of Britney's story in another 10 years. Let's also hope the Internet is shut down by then as well.

Anyway, happy birthday boys. You have only been alive for 2 and 3 years and you already have more money than me, my family, and half the city of New York will ever see in their lives. Cheers!
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