Sunday, September 28, 2008

Heather Locklear Arrested

Heather Locklear, according to People Magazine, has been arrested last night and held in Santa Barbara County jail. As of today she has been released from the slammer-lama-ding-dong and, at this point, no one is talking about why she was arrested. Therefore, I will make the following guesses until the real reason comes out:
  1. Massive littering whilst having mom-face
  2. Public intoxication whilst having mom-face
  3. Jaywalking whilst having mom-face
  4. Trespassing the old set of Melrose Place whilst having mom-face

Please note the above picture is not Heather Locklear's official mugshot, this is just simply creative and future award-winning photoshopping from IBBB. Also, somewhere Denise Richards is high-fiving Irv.

UPDATE: Heather was allegedly arrested for suspicion of driving while under the influence...all whist having mom-face.

UPDATE # 2: Ch-ch-check out Heather Locklear's official mugshot. Were they shooting this through a screen? How come she didn't pose it out like Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole? She could have at least smiled. Rude.


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