Friday, September 05, 2008

Sorry J Lo, Keep Those Bronx Legs Closed!

Sorry J Lo...not sure what your plans may have been for having any more kids, but the American public have spoken and 67% of them are instructing you NOT to have any more children. You may now move ahead with any plans to snip off Marc Anthony's winky or force him to drink bleach as a possible way to become sterile. Now as God says, you should only be making sweet and sassy intercourse if you plan on having children. Now that that's off the table you can finally stop doing boom-boom with your petite husband. Praise Allah!

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