Thursday, October 02, 2008

Nope. Tanning Won't Cover the Ugly.


Yee Haw y'all! Miley Cyrus went and done herself a shiny new tan, y'all! That orange glow really makes those hillbilly teeth pop!

Miley Cyrus was snapped up like a tin-foil hat at a Mississippi yard sale while she left a LA tanning salon the other night. Miley, as you may know, has been rumored to be playing boom boom with Justin Gaston someone who is about twice her age (not really) and a model. Miley says they're just friends, which I almost have to believe because who really wants to bang Hannah Montana especially when you're a model and could actually get someone good like Dakota Fanning, for example.
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10 comments:

sharri said...

BITCT WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY ? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS UGLY YOU NEGATIVE UGLY ASS MILEY HATER!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO WRITE AN ARTICLE BECAUSE IT SUCKS ALL THE WAY. SO GOT BACK TO SCHOOL AND TAKE A CREATIVE WRITING
CLASS YOU DUMB FUCKER!! MILEY LOOKS WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN YOU AND ANY OTHER FUCKED GIRL YOU KNOW.
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF AND GET A GOOD EDUCATION BECAUSE YOU ARE SOOOOO DUMB YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE AN ARTICLE. A TAN WON'T COVER YOUR UGLY ASS. YOU GET YOUR UGLY ASS KICKS OFF OF HATING ON PEOPLE! MILEY IS BEAUTIFUL AND SOMEBODY IS GONNA CALL YOU UGLY ONEDAY. LIKE I JUST DID (YOU'RE UGLY) HA HA HA !!!!!! A tan won't cover up your ugly ass writing you fuck face!

sharri said...

I meant to say bitch in the beginning of the paragraph you ugly ass miley hater

IBBB said...

Dearest Sharri -

Phew! Thanks for clearing up that "bitch" reference, as I was confused for a minute. Please don't ever worry about misspelling things, as I embrace poor spelling on this site and frequently misspell on a regular basis.

Also, you sound like quite the dish. Your anger makes me think one thing about you.....that I would like to offer you a job writing here at IBBB. I am, too ugly, to write as much as I'd like, but perhaps you could write positive articles about Miley. Just make sure you write with the same crazy anger as in the message to me.

Also, I'm not quite sure how a tan would not cover my ugly ass writing. I'm still trying to figure that one out. Maybe I tan whilst I type? Hmmm, that's one for the great thinkers of the world.

Please let me know if/when you'd like to write for my site. I'd love to have you and possibly even bring you home to my family. I bet you'd be killer when we play Scategories!

Love Always,
IBBB

sharri said...

FUCK ALL OF YOU DUMB ASS MILEY HATERS AND YOU'RE UGLY TOO HA!!!!!!!

becca said...

Wow! I had no idea Miley fans were this crazed. I'm fairly ugly and am almost positive there is no one on this green earth who would stand up for me in this fashion. Not that I would want them to.

jayjay said...

hahah that sharri girl is crazy! probably some 15 year old girl who would lay her life down for little miley. IBBB you have to becareful , teenages are crazy these days. You mess with a disney channel kid and they will hang you!! Anyways sharri aren't you suppose to be in school young lady?

Anonymous said...

Billy Ray, is that you?

confessiondusk@gmail.com said...

wow sharri seems furious.... we do have freedom of expression...Take it easy sharri..here we are on the particular snap comment....i love cyrus tooo but won't have that furious comment

cnap786 said...

YOU GET YOUR UGLY ASS KICKS OFF OF HATING ON PEOPLE!

A tan won't cover up your ugly ass writing you fuck face!

what in the FUCK are ass kicks and ass writing?

annie said...

oh god please dont let people like that comment. it will ruin the whole mood of the site. i hate when little preteens ruin good things with stupid comments.