Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Olivia Palermo from The City.....Peace Out Lauren!




Ugh! Stalking people is absolutely exhausting! After seeing a craptastic pukeview of Whitney's new reality show, "The City" I immediately fell in love with a new "character" who had about 4 seconds of airtime. There haven't been sweeter words ever whispered than "Hi, I'm Olivia." After I picked up my perverted jaw I immediately took to "The Google" to find out just who this chick was. Here's what I discovered:

Her name is Olivia Palermo and she's considered some sort of New York City socialite. Sweet. I immediately assume she's a complete douche bag, but let's just call it like it is....I always fall for people with douchey qualities. Always. She's right up my alley and, hopefully, I'll be right up hers. And by "hers" I am, of course, talking about her "Hoo Hee Hoo Ha Ha Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang."

I've taken the following stalking steps. I found Olivia Palermo's myspace page and requested her as a friend. Cha Ching. Get in early and get in often. I have now set up this blog post as a trap in hopes (and assumptions) that she is d-baggy enough to Google her own name and hopefully she will find me. She will, of course, fall for my charming writing style and wonderful wit, and then will cruise on over to my myspace page and send me a delightful message. I mean, sure she has a boyfriend, but what the F ever. I can hold out.

So, talk to you soon Olivia....or should I call you by your future name....Olivia BloggingBack. It has a nice ring to it.

P.S--> I'm broke as a joke and blog for fun....so I hope your expectations aren't too high.

P.P.S --> I've added a photo of Kelly CUNTrone for all the Olivia haters who will email me to tell me that "she's not that hot." Kelly only makes Olivia BloggingBack even hotter. Tilt!
www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack

8 comments:

cait said...

You didn't mention that her boyfriend is nicknamed the "Golden Jew." WTF?!

Anonymous said...

First picture, she resembles Heidi (hate to say it, but there is a definite Heidi-esque new nose, new chin look about her); then in the second picture she looks like Jamie-Lynn Sigler Soprano whatever; then in the third picture she's got a Julia Roberts look about her... so uuhh... who the F is she?! She is cute though... I'll give you that much.

robyn said...

when i saw that preview for the city, i was blown away by Olivia's beauty too. she is drop dead GORGEOUS!! strikingly beautiful. haha and did you notice in the after show when the red head jessi (who looks like a tranny IMO) was like "Ugh, i don't like her" and whitney was like "who? olivia?" haha the bitch is just jealous she doesn't look nearly as good as olivia!!! lol ..And does anyone think Whitney looks like a younger version of Kelly Rutherford?! (the O.C., Gossip Girl) i think she does. <3 your blogs!!!!

Anonymous said...

just for clarification (seriously, not trying to be rude... I know!) Kelly Rutherford was NOT on the OC. Kelly Rowan played Mrs. Cohen.

anyways, at least we know this Olivia girl is local so you shouldn't have too hard of a time stalking her every move!

Anonymous said...

I do believe she was involved in some scandal or something with all the other dumb socialite bitches in NYC. There used to be a blog devoted to all those trolls who make handbags and wear 10,000$ gowns to charity events. Apparently she was on the outs with the Tinsley Mortimer set or some bullshit. I think the blog was Park Avenue Peerage but Gawker probably is a good bet for more info on all that.

Andrea said...

Yes! Someone else also fell in love with Oliva while watching the preview of The City?! I want to know where she got her dress!

Anonymous said...

New The City Trailer ! Olivia is a whore ! Look so GOOD !

Anonymous said...

olivia is a slut ..... she was sin my class and is out of her fucking mind like the most stuck up wasp dick sucking whore..................... she has weird ticks also and cant spell