Thursday, October 30, 2008

So Anyone Watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta?




I don't care, I'll admit it. I may or may not have seen an episode or two of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I'm fine with it. I mean, to me this is like a remake of my old favorite 80's sitcom 227, so I was looking forward to it.
I have two favorites already. One, of course, is NeNe Leakes. You know how in between scenes they show the "show stars" posing with their family or something? Yeah, well NeNe does "air z-snaps." I was hooked. My other favorite, of course, is Kim. No idea what her last name is and it doesn't matter. She's the white one. Actually, scratch that. She's the white one who pretty much looks like she does $2 dollar sucky sucky on the streets of Atlanta. Oh, and she wears what I will now refer to as a "Whores Wig." Isn't she rich? Can't she afford a better haircut? Even in Britney's "crazy days" when she was wearing all sorts of fright-wigs she still looked classier than Kim.

I do love Kim though. She's trying to be a country singer, but I'm pretty sure she's originally form Jersey. Oh, and she drinks and smokes in almost every scene she's in. She's a delight.

Anyrot, NeNe has recently said in an interview that she wants her own reality show, wants to be an actress, and would like to be "the black Lucille Ball." No really, she said that. Well good luck to her.

Anyone out there watching? Discuss.


16 comments:

Debbie said...

Of course I watch it. It definitely proves that money does not buy class. NeNe is the only "real" one on the show. Can't wait to hear Kim sing....howl, whatever it is she supposedly does. And what is with her hair? 29 my ass! How could you not mention Sheree? I didn't even know she had kids until this last show and then she totally ignored them and she and Kim couldn't take their eyes off each other. They kept talking about how hard it is to be beautiful! Give me a break! Give me more Housewives of Atlanta! It makes the glad I'm poor and unattractive. Life is so much simplier!

Anonymous said...

Being from Atlanta, let me start by saying that this show is not an accurate representation of the city at all. In fact, not one of the housewives actually lives in the city. However, I am totally hooked and have made it my mission to stalk Nene Leakes and/or Kim while out and about. I will keep you updated if I have success.

Anonymous said...

yes i love watching this show! plus, its on bravo at least 5 times a day! haha. what i want to know is who the heck is "big poppa"?? He sure sounds like a creeper to me! he's probably a 90 year old man.....
i loved when kim and shere' were talking about how people hate on them because they're beautiful! the only half sane one on the show is...the one with the jewelry line and the little baby...i can't remember her name.

Anonymous said...

Question...Big Papa?? Who do you think he could be. I was thinking maybe an old washed up rapper....you know like Slick Rick???? Anyway, I want to know how Kim got one and how I can get one. Also, anyone notice that none of these women made $$ on their own? It's all alimony money. Not like the good girls of Real Housewives of NY or CA....oh wait.....never mind....

IBBB said...

Yeah the other chicks are the worst too. Shenee? No idea how to spell that. I say bring back Shanice from "I Love Your Smile" fame.

Oh and that other one who ran that terrible auction/charity event? She is the new Khloe Kardashian. Dead behind the eyes in every sense of the word.

I bet Big Papa is really Flava Flaaaaaaaav!

More Z snaps from NeNe!

-IBBB

Anonymous said...

it is rumored that "big poppa" is Lee Najjar. he is a middle eastern real estate developer from atlanta. he is married and has another mistress besides kim. he also has two sons, one of which hangs with brody jenner.

Lauren said...

I watch it...although I feel like it's better if you watch it while channel surfing because a full on hour of that show might actually kill me

Kristine said...

i heard big poppa was Quincy Jones. who knows. kim probably doesnt even know. she just dials some number every time she buys something and screeches "im soo haappyy thank u big poppppa!" she doesnt even know old she is. 29? in dog years maybe.

LDM said...

Heck ya we are watching. Let's not be ashamed of our love of Real Housewive. Let's embrace it- and discuss more on IBBB. (NeNe is my fav, too.) I don't know if you guys noticed or not on the last episode, but Sheree and Kim only said about 1000 times that they are REAL and BEAUTIFUL and REAL and NOT HATERS and REAL.

Lisa Joanie said...

There is no way in hell Kim is 29. I'm 29, and I pray to Big Poppa I don't look that old and partied out. Eek.

Jenna said...

Please please please start recapping this show!!!!!!!!!!!

d-love said...

Yes, please start recapping this show - it could use your loving commentary. Bethany from Housewives NY does a pretty good job on her BRAVO blog - but you would add the much needed sarcasm. This ladies are a hot mess.

Anonymous said...

I concur! Recap. Recap. Recap. Pretty much I freakin' love Kim. The outfit she chose to wear to Sheree's party in the first episode pretty much sealed the deal for me. Maybe she's in disguise and that's what the wig is for. Oh and she's not 29, she's 30. Don't be a bunch of haters.

Anonymous said...

Kim - I love. And even more so because of Big Poppa, whomever he is. And the big white gas guzzling Escalade she had to buy. She's from CT. The state must be so proud. I love how the smoking showed up like 3 episodes in. same time as the country singing.

Sheree - ugh. It's like Omorosa meets Ivana Trump. Are these people not concerned about the fact that televising their divorce settlements could in fact impact those divorce settlements? And she makes me feel guilty for not doing tricep excercises.

DaShawn - stop b*tching. seriously. you are not even remotely close to being a single parent.

Lisa - love her. love her husband. love that she has a job or 4. love that she wore jeans to the big stupid birthday party.

NeNe - love her. But I have a suspicion she is actually Salt (or Peppa) from Salt n Peppa fame. And I love how she made fun of Kim's songs.

Please recap.

Anonymous said...

it is rumored that "big poppa" is Lee Najjar. he is a middle eastern real estate developer from atlanta. he is married and has another mistress besides kim. he also has two sons, one of which hangs with brody jenner.

Anonymous said...

The years have not been kind to Kim if she's only 30 years old. She looks like she's been rode hard and hung up wet! And that hair!?!? It reminds me of the plastic blonde hair you find on Barbie.