Friday, November 21, 2008

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Have a Baby Named Bronx. J Lo, Likely, Pissed.



Ashlee Simpson and her husband, whom she had to marry after getting knocked up, Pete Wentz, welcomed a 7 lb, 11 oz baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz or "BMW" for douche/short.

Bronx? Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is going to be bullsh*t! How dare someone else try to force you to think of them instead of J Glow when you hear the word "Bronx." Heads will roll. Or chins will roll. Either way, something will be rolling.

It has been rumored that whilst in the hospital Ashlee pretended to be screaming during child birth, but it was really another woman in the background doing the screaming. Once that lady stopped screaming, Ashlee got embarrassed and just began a ho-down right in the middle of the labor and delivery room and then walked out.


5 comments:

Michele said...

LOL, you are the funniest person, EVER!! I had to contain myself because I am at work and cracking up like a mental patient about the other woman screaming! And what is the deal with name "Bonx"? Have either of these 2 tools even been to the Bronx? I lived there for a few years and most of it is not a place you'd want to name your child after. SO STUPID.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Snap! Too funny.

cait said...

Plus - Mowgli? Is that a Jungle Book reference? Uh, lame. And you know it's a reference to the Disney movie, not the Kipling book.

Anonymous said...

I literally laughed my ass off. You always make my daaay!

Anonymous said...

Bronx Wentz sounds terrible...poor kid.