IBBB loves his SPAM. No really, I love when I get it. Here's a little something that was written about as well as can be that was emailed to me today....oh and below that is what I emailed back:
Complement of the day, Thank you for reading my mail. i am Mrs. Jane Cole a staff of Standard Chartered Bank attached in Private Banking services. I am contacting you concerning a customer and, an investment placed under our banks management 4 years ago, I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication and I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the finance firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you 50/50.. But on the other hand, you as a foreigner and also with all the necessary legal and official documentations from me and the presiding attorney and also with the authority vested upon me by the original depositor. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email: email@example.com Please note that, I am happily married with two kids. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting, soon. I await your response.
Dear Jane Cole,
Well isn't this quite the honor! I must be one the luckiest streaks of my life because I literally got about 15 emails this week alone from people who want to split money with me! I decided to respond to you because of your "complement of the day." What a complement that was! It shows me that you really care about me and, well, I'm realizing that I care about you too.
I did have a question though. You mentioned that you wanted to "intimate me with certain facts." Does that mean you're going to email me pictures of your boobs? Because I'm pretty sure that's what you meant. I'm glad that you are, in fact, happily married with two kids and I will not betray your confidence. I'm sure your husband and kids are really treats.
I'm not quite sure if we can be "accord" as my last car was not a Honda. Perhaps we can meet up if/when you make it to New York City. I'll be looking for you to wash up to shore in an inner-tube as I have a feeling that's how you'll be hand delivering my check to me.
I Love You Forever,